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MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




REX KWON DO -




ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:19 pm
Well ****. Get this man three more cameras!
gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am
...you a**.


isolationism -


TAGS: brexit uk trump wall usa
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2016, 12:11 am
The Bureau of Silly Walks! Yup. The ship is sinking. Party on! ^!


Bravery -


TAGS: brexit eu europe britain montypython
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 26, 2016, 5:27 am
Thanks :))
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2016, 3:38 am
They did what the US did back in 1776. Separated themselves from unaccountable rulers in another country
EmilioDumphque - June 25, 2016, 9:24 pm
NICELY done!!
JesusWept - June 25, 2016, 5:41 pm
I'm joining Reality Lord's Monty Python scheme.


TELLITLIKEITIS -


TAGS: anorexia thin sad woman girl
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:43 am
And on that note... I'm the first in a while to comment on this poster.... kinda.
Krissie - October 13, 2012, 9:06 pm
jedimonk...what??? >:(
jedimonk - October 3, 2012, 8:51 am
I'm goinjg to go with, "what is a statement that fat chicks say to make themself feel better about h** chicks?"
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 12:14 am
so sad that a persons self image of can be such a trap
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:36 pm

she actully died nov 17, complications due to anorexia...she was 28.
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 8:30 pm
did she choke on a grain of rice?
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:26 pm

sadly this woman died this week.
LinkFox101113 - October 3, 2010, 5:38 am
Get in the kitchen and make... yourself a sandwich? lol
forseti - October 3, 2010, 3:58 am
for 35 kg she has a very nice face. how fantastic would she looks with at least 20 kg more...
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 10:42 pm
That poor girl needs a sandwich.
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 9:42 pm
It is very sad that they feel they have to starve themselves very good post 5/5
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
Slainte!
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
Not really.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
Well, irish is a plus in my book... even if you're not freckled.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
Literally.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
Haa, haa, no, close, Irish (large family).
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Are you italian?
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:28 pm
Ditto. Am I was raised never to waste food, so hence, no spoon would be used afterwards.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
I have to agree with rerun.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Took me a second or two to figure that one out. But true. Usually it's the teeth indents on the hands and fingers that show.
rerun - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm

I like to spoon with coffee ice cream
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm
Shortest path to the dark side..... Fat leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
This is the fault of poor mothering. A woman should feel comfortable in teaching her 10 year old daughter what spooning really means.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
Nope, he was an overweight man.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
Your ex was a teenage girl? Hawt.


RAWR DIABETES - Dont mind the zombie toaster...its the T-rex taking insulin you need to look out for.




mr bean brexit -


TAGS: brexit
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 25, 2016, 5:16 pm
Howard Beale spoke! Brexit!
JesusWept - June 25, 2016, 3:31 pm
LOL outstanding! ^^^^^Up


FLYING A PLANE -




tis a silly place -


TAGS: brexit python
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 25, 2016, 11:38 am
Yes. Fish, chips and luke warm beer f***s up ones memory heh. (JOKE!! I like England.)
mizzdizz - June 25, 2016, 12:09 am
I can't resist.... 10, 11, 12, 13! ^! They forgot they are no longer the Great British Empire and the Royal Family almost had to declare bankruptcy a few years back.
JesusWept - June 24, 2016, 4:53 pm
I don't think this was a very good choice, Britain! Time shall tell.


hero of the unknown soldier -


TAGS: nathan cirillo ottawa rex murphy
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - November 18, 2014, 7:13 am
Still Hurts,Always Will .
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 8:00 pm
Rereading, 'cause sometimes it takes me awhile to grasp things... that's deep. Thanks. Salute, MizzDizz.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:30 am
My guitar is crying. My soul is sighing. The badges on the wall wear black. A fallen musician, has me wishin, we could sing a dream of peace into fact
Greybeard - October 23, 2014, 11:44 am
Awesome tribute. :)


TED DANSON - RAAAAUUURGH!!!




leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy jenkins -


TAGS: brexit uh oh
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 25, 2016, 5:14 pm
Seems more like a Howard Beale moment!


REXFIDOBUSTER - This is a mythological dog w/ 3 heads AND 3 bodies. Some people argue that it is simply, '3 dogs'


TAGS: dogs rex myth
Rating: 2.96/5

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CHALLENGE - "I can eat all i want and i still never weigh more then 60 lbs"


TAGS: food skinny anorexia challenge progeria
Rating: 2.09/5

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Cubbybear - July 21, 2010, 10:29 pm
Facebook people don't eat?
motifake - July 21, 2010, 10:24 pm

46 facebook likes... whaaaaaaaaaaat???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:53 am
And humping an unresponsive donkey it seems....
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:37 am
Usually, it's projected onto a donkey's a**. But after showing the last Rob Schneider movie, the donkey killed itself. We're back to huddling around a flour tortilla now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:33 am
It's not showing in Puebla.....
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:30 am
I can't wait to miss it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:29 am
Straight to re-hab.....and showing at crack houses everywhere.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that one going straight to Betamax?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:10 am
They're remaking it you know......I hear Amy Winehouse plays every part
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:08 am
Whose sis?
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:08 am
thankyouverymuch
Cubbybear - July 4, 2010, 2:06 am
Gelfling...LOL !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:06 am
skeksis!!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:05 am
Was she in The Dark Crystal?
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 10:49 pm
Quite an interesting article on the Cagots. The Amy Winehouse Disease reference tends to raise some credibility issues, though. I'd not dispute the Progeria diagnosis, necessarily, just sayin'.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Hi Haarakkon. Thanks for the comment,i checked that link ,but i still will go with the last suggested origine of her condition - a rare form of Progeria.
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
"Amy Winehouse Disease"? Check that link.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 9:33 pm
Hi Derek. Actually her name is Lizzie Velasquez and she suffers from an extremely rare form of progeria.you can read more about her here: http://www.themanyfacesofspaces.com/MFS-Strangeb***rue-People15.html
Derek - July 3, 2010, 7:19 pm
She's going to win if she doesn't want to eat


TABLE MANNERS - T-Rex has none.




Frustration -




Customer Complaints -


TAGS: waitress kids durex customer complaints
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Nice! 5 escapee swimmers.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:39 pm
My first 5L vote goes to You... good one.. !!
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
that means 5
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
So many lions here I can't even count that high


LOLOSAURUS REX - If he's laughing, then it's funny


TAGS: lolosaurus rex calamitous funny laugh laughing
Rating: 2.37/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
Just as long as he/she doesnt eat me.


NO FAT CHICKS - Unless you weigh over 300 pounds. Then you wear a shirt that says: "I kicked anorexia's ass."




EVOLUTION - Dinosaur vs Giant Crocodile Smackdown!! It isn't all about explaining bird beaks!


TAGS: giant crocodiles dinosaurs t rex creationist pussies
Rating: 2.14/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:11 am
Crikey! That battle's got pay-per-view written all over it.


EPIC FAIL - Um, fearless leader? Was this suppose to happen?


TAGS: t rex plan fail
Rating: 2.8/5

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MAN'S BEST FRIEND - And the reason we are genetically inclined to call him Rex.




Wolverine -




Corporate Advancement -




Anorexia -


TAGS: anorexia ents tree skinny
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - August 24, 2014, 9:16 pm
Thanks :)
Oldsod - August 23, 2014, 9:00 pm
Brilliant!


T-Rex -


TAGS: t rex dinosaur fire forest burning
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:28 pm
Neither...blame it on the dog. The kids don't have an app yet for that...teehee.


Chewing Gum -




Teddy Bear's Picnic -


TAGS: t rex
Rating: 4.5/5

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Positive Thinking -




UUUUUUGH, -


TAGS: rex ryan nfl constipated funny
Rating: 4.33/5

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falloutghoul - October 17, 2013, 7:33 am
The usual side effect from playing against the Green Bay Packers.


TIME IS FREE - But it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.




Traffic Hazards -




T-Rex -




I'M STUCK HERE ! - With No Future , This Is Were I'm At Stuck In The Middel With You.


TAGS: t rex
Rating: 3.8/5

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GET FIT - when you can count 5 ribs, it's anorexia nervosa


TAGS: fir gatoraid dance fail anorexia
Rating: 3.45/5

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VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:23 pm
Could be a problem If I always eat big meals and still see my heartbeat everyday.
twill1962 - August 15, 2011, 9:01 pm
IF that is the serratus anterior, then where are the pectoralis majoris and the rectus abdominis? I really don't think it's all that healthy to be that thin.
jedimonk - August 15, 2011, 4:00 pm
acctually the role of that muscle group is to a**ist in rotational motion of the torso, ergo a dancer would produce a well developed serratus. Nevertheless, his lack of body fat does produce the muscular definition so the initial posit is partially true
jimnc - August 15, 2011, 3:31 pm
If that's the serratus anterior muscle group, then it has been poorly ph**oshoped. They should not be round and pronounced like that.
jedimonk - August 15, 2011, 3:05 pm
That would be the serratus anterior muscle group.
jimnc - August 15, 2011, 2:35 pm
How can Gatoraid sponsor this?


Mirrors -




INTERNATIONAL NO-DIET DAY -




THIN -




SEAFOOD DIET - He sees food and he eats it.




nibbles -




Murder -


TAGS: beat murder anorexia fat obese
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 25, 2016, 6:51 pm
Or lethal injection. With a whale harpoon XD
mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 6:36 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pre-meditated, multiple attempts. It'd be The Chair for him, but they'll have to build a new one! ^!


Brexit -




help me -


TAGS: anerexia
Rating: 4/5

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mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:14 am
No kidding! Give the poor thing an extra large pizza with everything. Not the girl in the picture but R.I.P. Margie. She was 16. She would have been 55 this year. Her parents were extremely controlling. She had no life because of them. Well done, R.L. 5L
Oldsod - May 9, 2015, 2:44 pm
It took me a couple of views to see it...despite how obvious it is...


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